I was headed for a garbage sale this morning, and turned onto Amherst Avenue. I was immediately confronted with a herd (four) of deer who came charging out of the doctors office parking lot right in front of my car. I had to slam on the brakes, and I wasn’t going very fast. It is bad enough that I have to worry about them on the highway…and, yes, they have me paranoid about driving during the dark…but, broad daylight in the city? This is getting me really paranoid. I have encountered them on Anderson Avenue near Hudson, but did not expect them on Amherst.
Wynn, I want you to stop this now. Pass an ordinance or something. In the last three years, deer have cost me over $4,000 in car repairs.
We don’t have any deer in Hooterville. Why are they all over in Manhattan? What will happen when they charge through Aggieville on Faux Paddy’s Day?