I think I saw an illegal alien this morning
Posted: 19 August 2013 07:23 AM   [ Ignore ]
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He was definitely brown-skinned and working on a roof…two of the sure indicators of an illegal alien. The homeowner was obviously harboring him solely to keep rain out of the living room.
I was appalled.

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Posted: 19 August 2013 07:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Prolly on welfare n a’rapin’ babies on his lunch break… you know, like all them illegals!  Jus caint figger why some real amuikun ain’t made a citzenz aress

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Posted: 19 August 2013 08:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I was going to make a citizen’s arrest, but I was afeared for my life.  You know how dangerous they can be when you take them off a roof.

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Posted: 20 August 2013 05:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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They’s startin’ to bus ‘em in and store ‘em, gettin’ ready for the 2014 elections!  You’se will find ‘storage places’, like the Westwood Hotel, full of ‘em.  Purty soon, you’se will hafta have proof of citizenship to rent a hotel room in this town.  Them thar librals is jez slippery, like that.  Bringin’ in illegals.  Its a darn shame.  That’s why we gotta get rid of those socialistic programs like emergency shelters and homeless shelters.  If’n we turn ‘em private, they can boot illegals out on the street where they belong.

On a roof??  Nah.  Never heard of illegals doing roofin’.  Well, never heared of it since Davey Crockett looked over the wall of the Alamo, saw Santa Anna’s Mexican Army, and said, “Looks like someone’s a pouring concrete or doing a big roofin’ job today!”

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